"Can't Sleep. Clown Will Eat Me."

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
- Jack Handy

If want to look good, sexy, attractive, be entertaining, and be loved, don't dress up like a clown. Having an ugly face is more than something one can bear. Don't make it worse, please. Love yourself. Respect yourself.

There are many ways to scare people away. Many ways to get people hate you. Just do it decently, and don't overdo it.

I don't like red lipsticks and I'm glad now that I don't. These clowns show how ugly it would be on one's lips. Yeah, maybe it looks great on thin lips, not on the thick ones like mine...

Fortunately, Ronald doesn't look this scary... If so, he'd already lost his job ages ago. Nobody would like to sit and eat in a restaurant whose mascot is the mascot of their nightmares...

I wouldn't be surprised if Lucifer dressed up as a clown on his birthdays and Halloween...

Coulrophobia isn't abnormality.